I’m terrible at dating.
Its true I’m awful.
Asked a woman out, thought she would like some cheese and wine
only to find out that she’s busy and aint got no time.
I went out with a woman, we both liked dancing
only to find out that it wasn’t me she was fancying.
I talked to a woman, we had so much in common
only to find out that I was bombin’
I go out with such high hopes
only to find out, I just get nopes